- reads book: *favourite character dies*
- me: maybe if i read this again he won't die this time
ISN’T IT AWFUL WHEN YOU’RE READING A POST AND YOU ACCIDENTLY REFRESH THE DASHBOARD AND YOU KNOW YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE THE POST AGAIN
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU START PETTING A PET AND YOU CAN SEE THEIR EYES GET ALL SQUINTY AND THEY MOVE CLOSER TOWARDS YOU LIKE THEYRE JUST CHILLIN SOAKING UP ALL YOUR ATTENTION AND IT WARMS YOUR HEART BECAUSE THEY APPEAR VISIBLY HAPPY AND THAT IN TURN MAKES YOU HAPPY AND LIKE LIFE IS GREAT FROM THAT POINT ONWARD
I just wanted everyone to know that in Europe, Cool Ranch chips are called Cool American.
just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
get out of there cat. that long box is for the reusable tree. it’s not a play area for you. you are not a tree. find another way to get into the holiday spirit.
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.
He stuck that landing too.
the one sports thing that many tumblr users know about
because it was giffed
Even better from camera #2
HE DID NOT STICK THAT LANDING SORRY HIS HAND TOUCHED> DEDUCTION
Special poster I did for the 50th anniversary :D
Exquisite. ~ ZigZag